Jesse.ID

Hi 👋 I'm Jesse, a chronically online software engineer. I automate things and build cool stuff professionally. My hobbies are full-stack web development, writing, making music, and studying screencraft. I'm a movie nerd and I've logged 1,737 films to my Letterboxd profile. I love to create stuff whenever I can, and I support art and artists of all kinds. Read more about me if you'd like.

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2,963 contributions in the last year

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Solved in 2 guesses.

Connections

#1226

Found all four groups with no mistakes.

Strands

#960

Theme “It's all Greek to me”: found 8 words with no hints — spangram first.

Krillion

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Scored 330 of 700: 2 Deep Cut, 1 Rare, 3 Schooler, 1 Plankton.

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The AI Torture Chamber

Last week, I released a blog post (https://jesse.id/blog/agi-is-here-yeah-well-thats-just-like-your-opinion-man) that had been sitting in my drafts for awhile. I kept going back to edit it over and over again, completely rewriting it at least once, because I was having a lot of trouble not being a jerk about people — especially the frontier labs — flippantly…

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AGI is here? Yeah, well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

Why are you the way you are and why is it different than the way that I am? Our conscious experience of life is one of the greatest unsolved mysteries in the universe. We are driven to seek experiences, interpret them, and turn them into novel ideas, art, and stories. We know consciousness is there,…

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My friends and I take turns picking movies to watch. I converted our crappy spreadsheet into a whole ass website.

Since the COVID-19 pandemic, I have been watching things over Discord on a nearly nightly basis with my friends Felicia and Beth. Sometime in March of 2025, we welcomed our friend Casey as a fourth to our nightly “watchies” group. Casey and I have similar tastes in movies, but Beth, Felicia, and myself have wildly…

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Film Reviews

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Colony (2026) poster

It didn't have quite the same magic as Train to Busan, but I thought it was a fresh enough take, and there were some fun set pieces. More than any other genre, I think you really need to keep a zombie flick's runtime at 90 minutes or less. This definitely could have been shorter by 15-20 minutes without losing much, if anything.

Sleepy Hollow (1999) poster

Every time I watch this, I think it's going to be a kid's movie for some reason, and I'm always surprised by how much gore there is. Fun fact: Alyson Hannigan was in consideration to play Katrina before Christina Ricci was cast. We could have had Sleepy Willow.

The Jungle Book (1967) poster

Hadn't seen this in a very long time. You really can't beat that 60's animation style. Not a hint of casual racism either — I made a bet with my friends anticipating it and lost. Just a wholesome story about a boy and his animal pals singing and tripping balls together in the jungle.

Buddy (2026) poster

This was hilarious and really well executed with lots of cool practical stuff; the movie that Willy's Wonderland should have been. All of the kids were great actors, too.

A League of Their Own (1992) poster

I really love this movie but it's about 20 minutes too long. It starts to drag pretty bad by the end. Still a banger, though.

All Eyes (2022) poster

There is a bit of indie funk on the first few scenes, and the main character isn't very compelling, but once he heads to a rural Oklahoma farm owned by Don the wacky prepper, their chemistry makes everything kind of click into place. The story is unique enough to make it worth a watch.

What I'm Up to #Now

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Redesigned the jesse.id/friends page on my personal site to make it look cooler. Thanks to @nickgraynews.bsky.social and his slashfriends.org project for the idea. My friends love it. I think it's evoking a MySpace Top 8 type of dopamine hit. #Now

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